Adult joke of the day
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive.
Pabllo Vittar. Age: 23. I will invite an intelligent and decent man who wants to relax with his soul, body, and have a great time! I guarantee an individual approach, sincere welcome and satisfaction from meeting with me.
What you need for long days cooped up at home is a vast reservoir of funny, corny jokes to keep kids on their toes and cracking up. These are 75 of the funniest, corny jokes , guaranteed to make your kids laugh, while also annoying your spouse and any other adult humans in the vicinity. But hey, whatever it takes to stay occupied and laughing, right? Because they are two-tired! I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
Bianca Andrade. Age: 23. Nice girl will be glad to plunge into the sea of pleasures! The exquisite magnificence of my figure drove more than one man mad. I will give you paradise, waves of ecstasy, a sea of orgasm and sensual pleasure, which you have not seen before.
Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter. These nuggets of gold were diligently sourced for and not just randomly picked. We all love a good joke, especially those ones that can actually be shared with people.
We feature a lot of jokes for kids here on LaffGaff, and we do try to keep our jokes clean and inoffensive most of the time! That said, we thought it was time we presented some funny jokes for adults too. What were you thinking? There was a long delay before she finally answered. My parents forgot too and so did my kids.