Funny sex things
Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with literal shit involved. Because I care about you. Before we embark on this carefully curated collection of def. And some, while worthy of a place in the annals of UD , may never have been tried with humans before. One hopes.
20 Sex Acts You Were Too Afraid to Google
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We laughed so hard that we actually scared the dog away. I tend to be very loud and aggressive during sex, and we ended up on his futon with me on top. I bucked too hard —the futon broke in half, we crashed down, and his face went into my knee, breaking his nose. His mom must have just gotten home, because she came barging into his room, hysterical when she saw us naked and all of the blood from his nose. But I am happy to report that his nose healed fine, and 12 years later, we are still friends and joke about it. She was wearing a rather long skirt with jean shorts underneath, which I didn't know about.
The Top 25 Dirtiest Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary
There's so much weird sex slang circulating at any one time that it's impossible to keep up. I pretty regularly overhear a conversation between two teenage boys and am not sure if they're talking about sex or skateboarding. If you've been nervously laughing at dirty jokes for five years because you've been too afraid to Google something with good reason , this list should clear it right up for you. Also, as always, consent matters! Be sure to ask and ask again that your partner is as excited as you are if you want to try any of these out.
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